NTCC SAYINGS

In an effort to lighten up a little bit we have decided to do something that everyone can participate in. If you have a favorite ntcc saying that you would like to post, let it rip. Comments and graffiti are also welcome, but please keep it clean. We'll start off with a few of our favorite ntcc sayings:

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. 

 IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY . . . 
 AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY ! ! ! 

We feel this translates thus: "I's whipped."

There's always one good biscuit in the bottom of a slop bucket.
Is that really true?

That Man has a "cement head": thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

 A Cow Chewing Cud
 Looks Intelligent ??? 

 Calf Staring At A New Gate 

"What's the difference between a man chewing gum and a cow chewing its cud? The intelligent look on the cow's face. HaHaHa."

"Now why are you looking at me like a calf staring at a new gate?"

Don and Ange say:

??? Sounds like somebody is spending entirely too much time staring at cows!

Slicker than goose snot on a glass door knob. Eww. Gross.

A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday.

You must have taken a whole bottle of stupid pills. Especially true if you are still in ntcc.

I never did think that man was saved.  As if...

I never saw a ( _______________ ) [fill in the blank, such as Puerto Rican, homosexual...] get saved. [r. w. davis' quotes]

Children hinder the work of the borg, er, I mean Lawd...

And let's not forget this ntcc saying posted prominently on the bible school wall:

Rule # 1: The BOSS is always right!

Rule # 2: If The BOSS is wrong, see Rule # 1!

  Rule # 1 !  

Vote Anonymously On This Post By Clicking On The Lettered Boxes Below:
**You Can Choose Multiple Answers**
A) Sounds True
B) Sounds Cultish
C) I Read It
D) The photos "If Mama Ain't Happy" and "Rule # 1!" both remind me of ntcc
E) ntcc teaches more about their pet sayings than they do about SALVATION
F) LOL!

G) Glad To Be Out of ntcc
H) Create Your Own
I) I'm Thinking Of Leaving ntcc
J) Create Your Own