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It's conference time (again)!

Our Theme This Time:

• We Are Winning
• Whatever It Takes
• No Compromise

Oops.  Can't use "No Compromise" anymore...  Instead, we will use what Phil Kinson said when he was caught at that whore house in Japan:  "It's not adultery if you wear a condom."  Now THAT'S a ntcc  conference theme!  And in light of the new and revised compromise, let's rewrite the ntcc bylaw that prohibits adulterers from being on the board, to clearly state what really happens in the ntcc:

Thou shalt not hold a board member position in this organization unless you or your wife or both are clearly guilty of adultery or child molestation, gossip, petty larceny, grand larceny, breaking up others' marriages, match making others' marriages, relationship manipulation, abuse of the workers, or the condoning of such behavior in other board members' lives, etc., etc., etc. [*cough*].