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| OPJ - Oil Puking Junker |
BYTG - Bless Your Thumping Gizzard
MMAG - Meet me at Goodwill.
ACPTAGIO - All Christians pay tithes and give in offerings.
PIS - Preach it Sir!
OPJ - Oil Puking Junker.
QJAGTC - Quit Job and go to Conference.
GPA - Get Permission Always!
DGC - Don't get Caught!
CHWOG - Children Hinder Work of God.
LSD - Look Sanctimonious Daily
LAPD - Look & Act Pious Daily
IANG - It's a numbers game.
PAR - Pastor's always right.
HOPDOT - House of Prayer/Den of Thieves
WSAWT - White Shirts and Wing Tips
ASP - Amen, Sir, Preach!
PMS - Preach More Sermons.
YNTGS - You need to get Saved!
DAWPNAWL - Do as we Preach, Not as we Live.
BYOBBDODC - Bring your own Bible but don't open it during Church.
NCA - No Camera's Allowed
BYOB - Bring your own Bride
DNA - Dating not Allowed
11 comments:
OPK. Other Peoples Kids
OPM Other Peoples Money
Ha ha, I remember they used to say kids were a blessing as long as they weren't yours. OPK!!!
AFAHMASP = A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
ICRTLTIS: I can't remember the last time I sinned.
WW: We're winning.
ITYSMWYABTLOOT: I'll treat you so many way's you are bound to like one of them.
DRYBIC: Don't read your Bible in church. I know it's close to one you already listed.
GBYB: God bless you brother. They wear that on out!!! God bless you brother and then they take your money.
IPFY: I'm praying for you. I hope they are not praying for people to stay in their church because their prayers aren't being answered.
WMYIC: We missed you in church.
Chief
WW - We're winning. Yeah, they are winning alright. They are winning so much they had to take down their church locator again so people can't see who left. They'll probably keep it down this time because they know they'll be called out for lying about minister's that left.
WMYIC - We missed you in Church.... In other words, they missed your tithe check and the offering money.
Thanks Chief.
TOB - Turn or Burn
GROGL - Get Right or Get Left
YJNAGDOS - You just need a good dose of salvation
YGTBLFTR - Your gonna be late for the rapture
MOG - Man of Gawd
OTECLFAW - On the evangelist circuit looking for another wife
NSA - No Shorts Allowed
LIS - Living in Sin
CLDI - Church Locator Down Indefinitely
WSUCI - Web Site Under Construction Indefinitely
TUAO - Take up Another Offering
SBAWM - Strong Backs and Weak Minds
ASBED - A Sucker Born Every Day
Don't forget Mike's favorite:
GSYH
It's either "Go soak your head," or "God send you to hell," apparently depending on the circumstances (or his mood).
To which we respond to Mike:
GSYH - Get Saved You Hypocrite!
IWHF: I was here first.
IYDLITTD: if you don't like it there's the door!
PDITO: pastor davis is the org.
LOL. You folks have come up with some real classics. Here's a few more:
YPMTR: You People Make The Rules
YMHTAWBOSP: You Must Have Taken A Whole Bottle Of Stupid Pills
GNF: Good Night Folks
GSU-Green Side Up
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