The Poo Pond # 2 - More NTCC News About Poo

Great News for the NTCC conference attending minions!  It has been announced that there will be a Spring Conference at the National Campground in 2014. What a satisfying feeling of relief it must be.  The ntcc has a plan for a brand new Poo Lagoon which is scheduled to be installed within the next year.  Kekel made the following announcement on his blog:

"Well, it's official; the Spring Conference will be held at the NTCC National Campground. Praise God for His goodness! "We received the General Operating Permit in the mail. We are now permitted by the State of Missouri to operate a lagoon and pump the water and spray it on a hay field"* Rev. Johnson said. Meanwhile, there's a lot of work to do, in getting bids on work and equipment, and the installation of the complex system. See you there!"

* Full Copies of the State of Missouri permit and letters to NTCC embedded at the bottom of this post.

Operate a lagoon and pump the water and spray it on a hay field!  WHAT?!?

 NTCC Plans to spray the poo-pond overflow
 on a hay field!  Somebody Call The Neighbors
 and warn them!  Those poor cows! 
 New Testament Christian Church and
 Campground Spreading The Poo To You. 
 Even the Most Seasoned NTCC Conference
 Attendees Have Got to be Wondering
 How Much This is Going to Cost Them! 

I wonder whose livestock are going to have the privilege of feasting on the NTCC conference goers' poo-enriched hay?  It reminds me of Korea, when a "Honey- Sucker" Truck would come and suck out the contents of the Porta-Johns and reverse the pumps and spray it all into the rice paddies for fertilizer.  The Koreans would be out there the next day in their bare feet mushing it into the rice.  At that time, I thought that this only happened in third world countries.  Way to go NTCC!  Way to drag down American standards!

 After a diligent search, we found this 'gem':
 A Porta-John Hauled on a Honey-Sucker :-D!

Make sure you bring your own toilet paper and soap, because this new, expensive and complex poo routing sewage system is going to cost a pretty penny and don't be surprised if you end up footing the bill through more campground offerings. Remember, this is your campground and it only exists because of the sacrifices of dedicated workers through the years.  Workers who have been treated like poo and run-off to save a buck or two rather than being loved and supplied with safety gear that is required by law.  Read More of NTCC'S OSHA-dodging ways.  You get the feeling the NTCC is full of the same stuff as this honey wagon; and it ain't honey!

It looks like Kekel's blog is now trying to sell the campground.  The NTCC is a new animal or "Behemoth" if you will.  Your NTCC has changed right before your eyes and that which used to be preached against is now main-stream.  But no worries because we are going to spread the "Poo News" by publishing Kekel's straining contributions to the blog-reading masses.  So for all of those hard working and dedicated forgone conference goers that no longer attend the NTCC, you too will be able to see the poo and whatever else your hard work and dedication have purchased for the NTCC "faithful", even though they have forgotten about you and will never contact you or show any concern for you. They care more about their Poo, than they do about you.  We have chosen Hot Pink for Kekel's words because he has stated previously that those who leave the organization in a way that he doesn't agree with are girly, 98 pound spiritual weaklings. 

Kekel tries to sell the Campground to his conference going minions:

Solitude.

The Camp's whisper-quiet Missouri location offers you four beautiful seasons to choose from; one of the most beautiful being Autumn. Walnut trees, red Oaks and yellow Maples, even Catalpha trees. Listen to the many songbirds; watch Canadian Geese floating in the front lake; and even hear the owls in the evening. Two lakes reflect the beautiful scenery and soothe the mind, as you savor the fresh air and watch the sun slowly descend.

This proffered serenity is very important to NTCC ministers, who will never have any vacations or trips except these conferences.  But NTCC Board Members get 30 days of paid vacation every year.  Guess who pays for it?  That's right -- all you stressed-out finacially-drained ministers!  So Kekel tries to capitalize on this thing that the Campground in Missouri farm country is peaceful and serene. Well who wouldn't want to jump in their oil puking junkers to see the geese and hear the owls hoot?  I'm not sure how much fresh air you will be able to savor as they are constructing the new Poo Lagoon and re-routing the sewers to spray the overflow onto the neighboring hay fields.

A Cow that heard of the NTCC's Plans to Spray the hay
 fields with Human Poo Desperately Tries to Escape.
 Why don't You NTCC'rs Follow This Clever Cow to Freedom?
 Come Out From Among Them - The Church Behind The Fence

Campmeetings

New Testament Christian Churches of America hosts semi-annual Conferences at the NTCC National Campground in Santa Fe, MO. It was established in 1986 with the purchase of 80 acres of farmland. Through the hard work and giving of many people, God has provided a convenient central location for our Conferences. Since its inception, the Campground has acquired adjoining property and has expanded to over 140 acres.

A Progressive Work

The NTCC National Campground has for years proven the perfect facility for hosting NTCC events, and it's progressively expanding. The newer Tabernacle is large enough to seat over 1,200 people, and the old, smaller Tabernacle is the Dining Facility that now offers breakfast, lunch and dinner, plus snacks and fellowship after evening services. 

More food on the campground = more money and more Poo.  It's a vicious cycle.

In 2012 a large, new double freezer was added providing more food storage space, saving many trips to Columbia, MO for supplies throughout the meeting. Also in 2012, two new steam tables were purchased to allow two serving lines, and this winter the Kitchen will be expanded to provide customers with faster service. There's talk of an espresso-coffee machine of some kind being purchased, and there's much excitement about that! 

Accustomed To His Cushy Life Of Mansions,
 Jacuzzi and Hot Tub, Quarter-Of-A-Million
 Dollar Race Car, Kekel Can't Be Expected to
 "sacrifice" and drink mere coffee!  His
 delicate sensibilities require gourmet
 espresso, purchased with your ntcc dollars,
 even though you can't afford to feed your
 family anything other than Ramen noodles.  
 But don't get offended.  Remember what
 davis taught as he called you the N-Word;
 They that love the Lawd, nothing will
 offend them.  Yeah, right!  Call him Stodgy
 Rodgy and see how offended he doesn't get!

Your ntcc dollars at work.  What a great idea.  Get everyone hopped up on espresso so they can run the aisles.  I hope they add some more restrooms to accommodate the aftermath of the caffeine-induced festivities.  Hopefully they don't serve you the espresso before your four hour marathon campground pledge drive that makes the Jerry Lewis telethon look like amateur night as they expect you to sit there cross-legged holding in your pee until service gets out and you don't have time enough to stop by your room and get toilet paper and soap before you wait in line to relieve yourself, just prior to joining everyone for an endless line of handshaking before everyone eats their five-cent hotdogs that they just paid $5.00 for....  It's no wonder they had to install a new poo lagoon.

In 1999, an adjoining parcel of land with a dilapidated farmhouse was acquired and remodeled for additional Conference lodging, and later the land behind that, (directly across from the Dining Facility) was also added to the Campground, bringing total acreage to approximately 145 acres.

When the first 80 acre parcel of land was purchased, there was but one small farmhouse by the entrance (which was torn down and rebuilt as a residence for the Camp Curator). Then the Lodge, two single-person's dormitories, and several married couple's residences were added. The dorms overlook either of the Camp's two man-made lakes, with bathrooms and showers that were open style; people had to walk from their rooms to use them. However, in 1995 the first two-story lodging facility was constructed with private bathrooms for each room. 

Honestly.  What kind of demented mind designs a combined public shower and toilet facility that has no dividers whatsoever between showers, sinks and toilets? One big open room where people urinate, defecate, brush their teeth and shower at the same time for year after year? And if you wanted to get a hotel room you were considered less spiritual?  Cut me a break.  How stupid were we all to subject ourselves to this?  But the ones that designed the nudist bathhouse never used it while they condemned everyone else for being "too proud" if they complained or didn't like it. This is your NTCC; and you can have it.  Keep paying them your 10% and keep going to conferences.  Help them pay for a new lagoon if you wish.  After all, you are free moral agents, right?

Over the next ten years, all lodging facilities were remodeled to include private bathrooms. From the purchase of the land in 1986 until now, the progressive building program has transformed this farmland into a beautiful, restful retreat.  One necessary improvement was the paving and road-widening project completed in '09, costing $28,172.52. The widening of the main road leading from the entrance to the Dining Facility helps to keep people from having to walk in the muddy grass! Then another lodging facility was added, having ten rooms; building "N" was completed at a cost of $75,000.

Here Kekel is trying to show you where a fraction of your money has gone because he doesn't want you to wake up and see how that he and Tanya have spent over ten times as much on their own mansions.  While you were forced to take a dump right next to your Christian brothers and sisters and take cold showers without privacy, they were building bigger mansions with their own private Jacuzzi and separate hot tub so they could enjoy the hot water jets massaging their posteriors while they laughed at your calamity. 

 Worker schlubs strip and shower in front of
 their fellow-laborers while they try to figure
 out which lever controls hot or cold water.

Meanwhile Board Members Live In Luxury
 Reclining In their Private Jacuzzi.  Don't
 complain, they will just say you are jealous
 and offer you  some cheese to go with your whine.

  

A place where people can gather for fellowship, any time of day! The project began with an idea in the Fall of 2011, and construction was finished Fall 2012. The Pavilion lies 50 feet square with burgundy metal roof and legs, with a center-placed BBQ pit and ceiling vent. Surrounded by many picnic tables, it provides the perfect place for fellowship outside. The newest features are the stainless steel food preparation sink and counter, and 6 volleyball nets along the woodline. At night the place is alive with singing, instruments, eating, and awesome fellowship. Hopefully a small outdoor PA system will be in place this spring, so all those aspiring vocalists can use microphones. 

Party Time!  Crank-Up the Karaoke At Ye Ole
 Camp Meeting!  We're Gonna Have A Party!!

How do you long time NTCC'rs explain this?  BBQ pits, picnic tables and 6 volleyball nets along the woodline?  I guess none of you care about all of the lost and dying souls that are going to hell and are going to spend eternity in the lake of fire while you are roasting chicken, playing volleyball and having Karaoke sing-alongs at the Camp Ground.  Kumbaya.   Is Double Standard Davis going to witness all of this?  Davis and Kekel are two of the biggest hypocrites I've ever known.  It won't be but a few short years after Davis kicks the bucket and you all will be wearing shorts and tank tops to camp.  That's how compromise starts.  "A little leaven, leaveneth the whole lump." Gal 5:9   Now I could care less what you wear or if you cut your hair or wear wigs and make up.  What is so troubling about it all is that Davis and Kekel have become filthy rich off of all of us stupidly giving our money to them while they railed against us for things they are doing openly now.  I find it amazing how all of their doctrine is subject to change except for tithe and offerings which they will always preach about; and if you kick against the pricks, (Davis and Kekel), you will die and go to hell.  Before you accuse me of cursing, look it up and see what the meaning of that scripture was and if you wish to give it a derogatory meaning, that's on you.  You can have your phony religion and follow all of their stupid man made rules if you want to.  Keep paying their salaries and buying them Rolex Watches and new Recreational Vehicles and new Mansions if you want to.  Treat all of the X'ers like we are the off scouring of the world if you wish, but we still care enough to warn you even if you refuse to listen.

Minion What?!?

• Let Davis and Kekel continue to blast you from behind the pulpit while they habitually and secretly commit the sins and iniquities of greed and selfishness without repentance, which are probably the least of what they are guilty of.
• Stand by and watch, do nothing, as they run off another long time brother or sister for questioning them.
• Sit there and do nothing as you watch them encourage men and women to get divorced and split up their families.
• Don't say anything when the victims of sexual abuse are told to "find another church" while the sexual deviant predators some of which hold the title of NTCC pastor are allowed to continue victimizing others.

We know of long time Pastors that are sexual predators that have been in the NTCC for decades and they think that their wickedness has gone by unnoticed. They have left victims of their own selfish lusts to suffer without the camp as they wallow in false hope and glory of eternal life.  If you are following Kekel or Davis anywhere, you will probably end up in the same place they are going and unless God is a liar, don't expect to be shouting on the streets of gold with them.

The blessing is that it enables us to have a place to host the Conferences and keep rooms affordable for those who wish to stay on the Camp. God is good! He has made it all possible through the selfless service of many who have labored here, and by the giving of many who have a desire to be part. All donations to the Campground are tax-deductible and go toward the upkeep and expansion of our wonderful Campground.

Wow, tax deductible contributions are now allowed to be given to the "non-profit" ntcc. I wonder if Kekel will give you a receipt now.   I remember when Davis encouraged folks not to claim their tithes and offerings on their taxes. Okay, class, does anyone know why Davis did not want you to claim your tithe as a tax deduction?  Could it possibly be for the same reason that Davis never accepted checks or gave written receipts for tithe, offerings, dorm fees and such? This is a tough one, can anyone help us out here? Ding, ding, ding.  You guessed it.  NO PAPER TRAIL!!!!  No Receipts = Nothing to file to the IRS.  After all, how is a non-profit "God fearing" church organization going to explain where all that money went?  

Speaking of documentation, as promised here are copies of the latest poo permits and accompanying letter:

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The Poo Pond

* Poo Pond Close Up *

Deep in the sticks of the rural Missouri community known as Santa Fe, is a parcel of land known as the New Testament Christian Churches of America, Inc. National Campground.  Deep in the bowels of the Campground is a Lagoon which we will affectionately call "The Poo Pond".  Recent upgrades to the Campground have included a brand new Pavilion where ntcc members could come and have cookouts, while they play frisbee and football.  The campground has come a long way since the days when everyone had to take care of their business publicly in a wide open bath house with no stalls.  Thanks to the X-ers the cries and grumblings of the rebellious ntcc'rs were finally heard by the great R-dub, who finally granted them stalls for privacy, and eventually even had some of the rooms plumbed in with their own restrooms.

* Poo Ponds Bigger Than 28 Room Hotel !! *
* Request A Room With A View of The Poo *

R-Dub really pinched his pennies when it came to the camp ground.  That left everyone else pinching their noses so they wouldn't smell the poo fondue!

Kekel has been on record saying that the Campground runs in the red, (from the looks of the poo pond it has been running in the green and brown).  I guess neither one - kekel nor davis - had the forethought to put in a septic system.  Even the "Curator" of the campground, Dustin Smart, should have seen this coming.  They were so caught up in making the Campground a fun place for Christians to play frisbee, and sing songs while they enjoyed the "Ambiance" of the glowing fire that they neglected the basic necessities of the Campground.

Frisbee and Volleyball Now
Replace Prayer and Revival

Well it turns out that things have gone in a downward spiral, (kind of like a 'swishy' - the flushing of a gigantic toilet that has your head jammed into it), at the National Campground.  The ntcc has had to shut it down and cancel fall 2013 conference; because they have been informed by the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) authorities that they need to install an acceptable septic system.

 NTCC's Demonic Duo BatBrains and Robbin'
 'em Blind Duke It Out Over Who Called The
EPA.  Now They Have To Cancel Conference.

Poor God!  I guess their god is smaller than the Poo Pond that stands in the way of them having conference.  Now that conferences are no longer mandatory, I guess it's too much to expect for the conference attending masses to travel all the way up to Graham.  Poor God!  I remember when conferences were mandatory and if a preacher couldn't put his finances together to attend, he was humiliated in front of the rest of the assembly, for not having enough faith to make it to conference.  People used to wreck their cars driving exhausted so they could make it to conference.  Local congregants were blasted in their local churches for not being able to attend.  I was one of those that went to every conference.  I had faith that God was going to make a way and even went AWOL one time to attend a conference.  I got a phone call in Georgia, by my 1SG who told me that if I did not return to Ft. Bragg, I would be facing an Article 15 when I got back.  I remember explaining to Davis that they had told me I couldn't go, but they forgot to pull my leave form at PAC.  I went to the IG at Ft. Gordon and they made my 1SG stand down, and I escaped narrowly with a butt chewing.  I wasn't going to be like those faithless preachers that Davis preached about that didn't have the leadership to make it to conference.  Looking back on that whole fiasco, it's hard to believe how stupid we were.  Our faith was called in question, but who is there in the ntcc that will question Kekel about his lack of faith for not having a conference.

No Conference?  These Two RVs 
 Parked at "The Lodge" Could Be
Sold and That Money Alone Would 
 Be Enough to Pay For The Proper 
 Septic System for the Campground! 
 ntcc BMs Have Wrong Priorities! 
 They Will Try To Make You Pay 
 For Their Poo By Taking Up Yet 
 Another Bunch Of Offerings $$! 

There is no limit to the hypocrisy that we see in the ntcc leadership.  For the price of one or two recreational vehicles they could have excavated and installed a septic system that would be sufficient to handle the solid waste produced by a few hundred cult members.  They think themselves to be apostles but they are nothing like Paul, who said these words in 1 Cor 4:9-12:

"For I think that God hath set forth us the Apostles last, as it were appointed for death: For we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men. We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; We are weak, but ye are strong, Ye are honorable, but we are despised. Even unto this present hour we both hunger, and thirst, and are naked, and are buffeted, AND HAVE NO CERTAIN DWELLING PLACE; AND LABOR, WORKING WITH OUR OWN HANDS: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:"

Kekel isn't suffering.  Neither are the rest of the ntcc Board Members [BMs].  They just don't have their priorities straight.  Instead of gallivanting across the country in their Recreational Vehicles, and living in mansions, and taking up collections for Rolex watches and Henry Riffles, when they should be engrossed in the business of God.  Paul had no certain dwelling place and he labored working with his own hands.  Davis hasn't had employment in 4 or 5 decades, but has been a busybody, in other peoples affairs, jacking them up for being faithless and unbelieving.  Like his poo doesn't stink.  What a bunch of hypocrites.  They are going to build a Pavilion so they can all sing around the campfire, while they stink up the state of Missouri with their own excrement?  Surely Johnson, or Gesang or one of the overseer's endued with the wisdom of God should have seen this coming, shouldn't they have?  How embarrassing.  Even little kids know what to do with poo!

Poop Song-Potty Training


And this is how Kekel announces it:

"I know that many of you are eagerly awaiting the announcement of details pertaining to our fall conference, so here you are:  There will be no conference in the fall of 2013" - NTCC's CEO mIke kEKel, also dubbed mUck FlUSH!

Can you hear the cheers coming from across the land?  How many more times do you need to hear, "We are winning!"  The new buzz word in the ntcc is SINergy, oops, I meant to say synergy.  Synergy which comes from a greek word meaning "Working Together" seems to really mean, ntcc'rs work their butts off while the borg leaders laugh at you, while they enjoy the fruits of your labors.    The only "Synergy" you are going to get in the ntcc is a bed of nails, while they "work together" to make your lives miserable, and the onlookers gasp in horror.  Kekel's twitter account was lit up by about 10 butt kissing cult members who all said "Sir, we are going to miss conference".  God bless you anyway, blah, blah, blah.  What's wrong with Washington?  What's wrong with Phoenix?  What's wrong with St. Louis?  Why did God give you all these big buildings, so you can make money by flipping them in shady real estate transactions?  What about the big building that you paid $600,000 [more than half a million bucks!!] for in Memphis?

4975 Quince Rd, Memphis TN
^NTCC's $600,000 Bargain!^

Apparently Kekel can not "put it together". He just doesn't have enough faith in Gawd to hold a conference. kekel's mismanaged God's resources...  They were so busy strumming their ten thousand dollar guitars and playing Frisbee that they forgot to pay attention to the more important matters.  It turns out that #2, should have been #1 on their priority list.  And speaking of lists:

The Poo Pond Playlist:  Click To View The Poo On YouTube or Below

*Images*:  Photos with ** in the caption line are pics of Bing Satellite Image.
^Image^:  Photo of Google Satellite Street View.