The Poo Pond

* Poo Pond Close Up *

Deep in the sticks of the rural Missouri community known as Santa Fe, is a parcel of land known as the New Testament Christian Churches of America, Inc. National Campground.  Deep in the bowels of the Campground is a Lagoon which we will affectionately call "The Poo Pond".  Recent upgrades to the Campground have included a brand new Pavilion where ntcc members could come and have cookouts, while they play frisbee and football.  The campground has come a long way since the days when everyone had to take care of their business publicly in a wide open bath house with no stalls.  Thanks to the X-ers the cries and grumblings of the rebellious ntcc'rs were finally heard by the great R-dub, who finally granted them stalls for privacy, and eventually even had some of the rooms plumbed in with their own restrooms.

* Poo Ponds Bigger Than 28 Room Hotel !! *
* Request A Room With A View of The Poo *

R-Dub really pinched his pennies when it came to the camp ground.  That left everyone else pinching their noses so they wouldn't smell the poo fondue!

Kekel has been on record saying that the Campground runs in the red, (from the looks of the poo pond it has been running in the green and brown).  I guess neither one - kekel nor davis - had the forethought to put in a septic system.  Even the "Curator" of the campground, Dustin Smart, should have seen this coming.  They were so caught up in making the Campground a fun place for Christians to play frisbee, and sing songs while they enjoyed the "Ambiance" of the glowing fire that they neglected the basic necessities of the Campground.

Frisbee and Volleyball Now
Replace Prayer and Revival

Well it turns out that things have gone in a downward spiral, (kind of like a 'swishy' - the flushing of a gigantic toilet that has your head jammed into it), at the National Campground.  The ntcc has had to shut it down and cancel fall 2013 conference; because they have been informed by the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) authorities that they need to install an acceptable septic system.

 NTCC's Demonic Duo BatBrains and Robbin'
 'em Blind Duke It Out Over Who Called The
EPA.  Now They Have To Cancel Conference.

Poor God!  I guess their god is smaller than the Poo Pond that stands in the way of them having conference.  Now that conferences are no longer mandatory, I guess it's too much to expect for the conference attending masses to travel all the way up to Graham.  Poor God!  I remember when conferences were mandatory and if a preacher couldn't put his finances together to attend, he was humiliated in front of the rest of the assembly, for not having enough faith to make it to conference.  People used to wreck their cars driving exhausted so they could make it to conference.  Local congregants were blasted in their local churches for not being able to attend.  I was one of those that went to every conference.  I had faith that God was going to make a way and even went AWOL one time to attend a conference.  I got a phone call in Georgia, by my 1SG who told me that if I did not return to Ft. Bragg, I would be facing an Article 15 when I got back.  I remember explaining to Davis that they had told me I couldn't go, but they forgot to pull my leave form at PAC.  I went to the IG at Ft. Gordon and they made my 1SG stand down, and I escaped narrowly with a butt chewing.  I wasn't going to be like those faithless preachers that Davis preached about that didn't have the leadership to make it to conference.  Looking back on that whole fiasco, it's hard to believe how stupid we were.  Our faith was called in question, but who is there in the ntcc that will question Kekel about his lack of faith for not having a conference.

No Conference?  These Two RVs 
 Parked at "The Lodge" Could Be
Sold and That Money Alone Would 
 Be Enough to Pay For The Proper 
 Septic System for the Campground! 
 ntcc BMs Have Wrong Priorities! 
 They Will Try To Make You Pay 
 For Their Poo By Taking Up Yet 
 Another Bunch Of Offerings $$! 

There is no limit to the hypocrisy that we see in the ntcc leadership.  For the price of one or two recreational vehicles they could have excavated and installed a septic system that would be sufficient to handle the solid waste produced by a few hundred cult members.  They think themselves to be apostles but they are nothing like Paul, who said these words in 1 Cor 4:9-12:

"For I think that God hath set forth us the Apostles last, as it were appointed for death: For we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men. We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; We are weak, but ye are strong, Ye are honorable, but we are despised. Even unto this present hour we both hunger, and thirst, and are naked, and are buffeted, AND HAVE NO CERTAIN DWELLING PLACE; AND LABOR, WORKING WITH OUR OWN HANDS: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:"

Kekel isn't suffering.  Neither are the rest of the ntcc Board Members [BMs].  They just don't have their priorities straight.  Instead of gallivanting across the country in their Recreational Vehicles, and living in mansions, and taking up collections for Rolex watches and Henry Riffles, when they should be engrossed in the business of God.  Paul had no certain dwelling place and he labored working with his own hands.  Davis hasn't had employment in 4 or 5 decades, but has been a busybody, in other peoples affairs, jacking them up for being faithless and unbelieving.  Like his poo doesn't stink.  What a bunch of hypocrites.  They are going to build a Pavilion so they can all sing around the campfire, while they stink up the state of Missouri with their own excrement?  Surely Johnson, or Gesang or one of the overseer's endued with the wisdom of God should have seen this coming, shouldn't they have?  How embarrassing.  Even little kids know what to do with poo!

Poop Song-Potty Training


And this is how Kekel announces it:

"I know that many of you are eagerly awaiting the announcement of details pertaining to our fall conference, so here you are:  There will be no conference in the fall of 2013" - NTCC's CEO mIke kEKel, also dubbed mUck FlUSH!

Can you hear the cheers coming from across the land?  How many more times do you need to hear, "We are winning!"  The new buzz word in the ntcc is SINergy, oops, I meant to say synergy.  Synergy which comes from a greek word meaning "Working Together" seems to really mean, ntcc'rs work their butts off while the borg leaders laugh at you, while they enjoy the fruits of your labors.    The only "Synergy" you are going to get in the ntcc is a bed of nails, while they "work together" to make your lives miserable, and the onlookers gasp in horror.  Kekel's twitter account was lit up by about 10 butt kissing cult members who all said "Sir, we are going to miss conference".  God bless you anyway, blah, blah, blah.  What's wrong with Washington?  What's wrong with Phoenix?  What's wrong with St. Louis?  Why did God give you all these big buildings, so you can make money by flipping them in shady real estate transactions?  What about the big building that you paid $600,000 [more than half a million bucks!!] for in Memphis?

4975 Quince Rd, Memphis TN
^NTCC's $600,000 Bargain!^

Apparently Kekel can not "put it together". He just doesn't have enough faith in Gawd to hold a conference. kekel's mismanaged God's resources...  They were so busy strumming their ten thousand dollar guitars and playing Frisbee that they forgot to pay attention to the more important matters.  It turns out that #2, should have been #1 on their priority list.  And speaking of lists:

The Poo Pond Playlist:  Click To View The Poo On YouTube or Below

*Images*:  Photos with ** in the caption line are pics of Bing Satellite Image.
^Image^:  Photo of Google Satellite Street View.