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Monday, October 25, 2010

NTCC SAYINGS

In an effort to lighten up a little bit we have decided to do something that everyone can participate in. If you have a favorite ntcc saying that you would like to post, let it rip. Comments and graffiti are also welcome, but please keep it clean. We'll start off with a few of our favorite ntcc sayings:

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. 
Gun Toting Granny
 IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY . . . 
 AIN'T NOBODY HAPPY ! ! ! 

We feel this translates thus: "I's whipped."

There's always one good biscuit in the bottom of a slop bucket.
Is that really true?

That Man has a "cement head": thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

 A Cow Chewing Cud
 Looks Intelligent ??? 
A Calf Stares At A Cow Staring At An Old Gate ;-)
 Calf Staring At A New Gate 
"What's the difference between a man chewing gum and a cow chewing its cud? The intelligent look on the cow's face. HaHaHa."

"Now why are you looking at me like a calf staring at a new gate?"

Don and Ange say:

??? Sounds like somebody is spending entirely too much time staring at cows!

Slicker than goose snot on a glass door knob. Eww. Gross.

A hypocrite is a person who is not himself on Sunday.

You must have taken a whole bottle of stupid pills. Especially true if you are still in ntcc.

I never did think that man was saved.  As if...

I never saw a ( _______________ ) [fill in the blank, such as Puerto Rican, homosexual...] get saved. [r. w. davis' quotes]

Children hinder the work of the borg, er, I mean Lawd...

And let's not forget this ntcc saying posted prominently on the bible school wall:

Rule # 1: The BOSS is always right!
Rule # 2: If The BOSS is wrong, see Rule # 1!

Rule # 2:  If The BOSS Is Wrong, See Rule # 1
  Rule # 1 !  


Vote Anonymously On This Post By Clicking On The Lettered Boxes Below:
**You Can Choose Multiple Answers**
A) Sounds True
B) Sounds Cultish
C) I Read It
D) The photos "If Mama Ain't Happy" and "Rule # 1!" both remind me of ntcc
E) ntcc teaches more about their pet sayings than they do about SALVATION
F) LOL!
G) Glad To Be Out of ntcc
H) Create Your Own
I) I'm Thinking Of Leaving ntcc
J) Create Your Own

43 comments:

  1. I was here when you got here and I'll be here when you leave. If you don't like it here there's the door.

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  2. The "Right Reverend" so and so.

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  3. sorriness oozing off.

    Funny,when you pray to forget ntcc teachings. Some of there backwards sayings also leave the memory.

    April

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  4. The same road that brought you in here will lead you out of here.

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  5. If I could buy you for what you are worth and sell you for what you think you are worth, I could live off the interest for the rest of my life.

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  6. I'm the friendliest guy in town, if you don't believe it just ask me.

    I heard that a thousand times.

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  7. We'll treat you so many ways, your bound to like one of us. Or "one of them", I've heard both variations.

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  8. I may be wrong, but it will be the first time.

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  9. "You might as well take down the banner of Christianity, fold it up, and die and go to hell in style".

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  10. Bless my thumping gizzard...

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  11. WOW, VIC!!! What's up man? Hope everything is going fine with you and your family. It's probably starting to get cold up there. Yeah I heard that one a quite a few times. Take care Vic.

    Jeff

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  12. Before the Rapture I hope all concerned will humble themselves to forgive everyone whom they believe has done them wrong.

    Mat 18:21-35

    Jesus speaking: So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye FROM YOUR HEARTS forgive not every one his brother their trespasses. (Mat 18:35)

    The next time Satan commissions his demons to foster ill-will, animosity, suspicion, and unforgivingness among the Body of Christ, hopefully someone will pray through.

    God is STILL Love

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  13. M.Riley,
    is this a quote or you trying to preach?

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  14. It is preaching! I just saw him commenting on Mike's blog.

    Sir,God is not in ntcc. So there is no need for them to be praying through. They lost that chance YEARS ago. When they became slum loads(FACT) in St. Louis,broke up marriage's(FACT),degraded people publically,on and on!


    We can Forgive our transgressors(cult leaders) but we do not have to FORGET! And the public needs to be warned to stay far,far,far away from innocent bystanders!

    April

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  15. Riley said,

    "Before the Rapture I hope all concerned will humble themselves to forgive everyone whom they believe has done them wrong."

    Don and Ange said,

    I've heard this before many times in the borg. Usually the ones that say this are the most unforgiving, fault-finders you'll ever meet.

    In the very next breath, after he makes this wonderful statement, he goes on to say this:

    "The next time Satan commissions his demons to foster ill-will, animosity, suspicion, and unforgivingness among the Body of Christ, hopefully someone will pray through."

    This is typical borg behavior. First he brags about how humble and forgiving he is and humble and forgiving everyone else is expected to be, and then he talks about others being demons commissioned by satan to foster this and that and that they should pray through.

    Does anyone see the hypocrisy dripping off of this guy? Can you see how obvious it is that these guys are cult leaders and members? Their feet are always pointing in different direction than they are walking. Why are we always expected to be so kind and forgiving and humble and perfect while the borg members walk around like mind numbed robots spewing out hatred and animosity in the form of rebuke and public humiliation to all that don't want to be assimilated.

    Sorry riley, but we have already had a form of religion when we were members of your cult and now we have decided that where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty, and the grass is much greener over here.

    Don and Ange

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  16. Brother I'm happy for you, and I pray that God continues to richly bless you and your family. ~smiles~

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  17. M. Riley said,

    "Brother I'm happy for you, and I pray that God continues to richly bless you and your family. ~smiles~"

    Don and Ange said,

    Back at you M. Riley. We are appreciative of your change of attitude.

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  18. "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission"

    Not sure who is responsible for this ntcc pearl of wisdom but I highly doubt that RWD is. It would undermine his authority and absolute control.

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  19. ntcc justification for gluttony: "The fat belongeth unto the Lord".
    Not found in the KJV bible

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  20. "If my wife leaves me- she goes with only the clothes on her back" boy what an example of love...

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  21. Regarding his aeombic disintery: (sic) "Jesus said- I bore the cross for you- certainly you can bear that for me"

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  22. RW: "God robbers go to hell"
    Apostle Paul: "I robbed other churches to preach to you"

    RW: "I am the pope around here" God's church is an episcopy" Pastor is head of the church - Anything with two heads is a freak

    Jesus is the head of the Church, right? so any NTCC pastor who says that he himself IS - is therefore a freak...

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  23. RW: if you use too much TP- you are wasting the Servicemen's Home (Tillicum, 1973) Resources...

    Now, lets get this straight: you are giving this guy $100's in offerings and supporting the "SVCM Home" and yet you are abusing the home's good resources for a few too many sheets of TP!!

    That sounds like killing the goose that laid the "golden" (in this case brown...) egg! ha!

    I think of this/him often when I wipe!

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  24. double-D quoted r w davis saying Regarding his aeombic disintery: (sic) "Jesus said- I bore the cross for you- certainly you can bear that for me"

    and double-D quoted r w davis saying: "if you use too much TP- you are wasting the Servicemen's Home (Tillicum, 1973) Resources..."

    We wonder how many rolls of toilet paper davis used to handle his 'affliction'?

    No need to count the cost when it is the The Almighty davis' derrière? Right? Special privileges for special posteriors?

    Don and Ange

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  25. davis sure didn't mind "wasting the servicemen's resources" on constructing a set of "Private" "His Highness" and "Her Highness" bathroomS for only rdub and verna to use in the campground's tabernacle.

    davis sure didn't mind "wasting the servicemen's resources" on constructing a private bathroom in the fellowship hall in Graham, Wa for the exclusive benefit of his adopted daughter tanya reynolds davis kekel when she got pregnant with grant.

    Guess it really is different when it's your kid, huh, tanya?

    What makes you or anyone else think that you're so special that everyone else has to suffer so you can selfishly hoard the 'resources' provided by the servicemen?

    Did they really sacrifice so the First Royal Flush Family could have private baths while everyone else held their waste in fear of leaving the class or church service before they were 'allowed' to 'go'???

    Controlling peoples' toilet needs is a very perverse form of torture used by masochists and sexual deviants to gain gratification at the expense of their victims.

    THINK ABOUT IT!

    davis / kekel you selfish perverts!

    Don and Ange

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  26. double-D said, "Now, lets get this straight: you are giving this guy $100's in offerings and supporting the "SVCM [Servicemen's Home]" and yet [according to davis]you are abusing the home's good resources for a few too many sheets of TP [toilet paper]!! "

    We wonder how many PALLETS OF TOILET PAPER one could purchase with the money davis spends on his vacation motor home pusher-diesel [$325,000]???

    Keep sacrificing, folks, davis wants the 'non-profit' ntcc to give another $392,000 / 39 acre plot of ground to his adopted daughter and son-in-law tanya m and michael c kekel for their private benefit!

    And remember, use only two squares of TP to wipe your davis after launching a kekel!

    Don and Ange

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  27. I almost deleted my TP reference post- thinking it was too harsh... then I read the comments- and realized - nah, its pretty mild compared with the shennanigans that followed - glad I was gone from there around 1982. I would be broke and humiliated.

    I inherited -SoSide NTCC, St. Louis in 1979 -with 2 members- yet had to work at NTCC's events - then condemned for not winning any souls! They always cried over souls dying and going to hell- but I never saw the leadership win any "souls" in their neighborhood, or anywhere!

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  28. double-D said: "I never saw the leadership win any "souls" in their neighborhood, or anywhere!"

    We say, ain't it the sad truth? Sheep beget sheep. Wolves beget wolves. davis created denis and kekel and his ilk.

    ntcc's so called battle cry

    "Souls are dying and going to hell."

    was simply another code-phrase designed to illicit a programmed response from the faithful:

    Get busy bringing people out to church! (But not the homeless, because they don't have any money, as r w davis often admonished us.)

    ahem

    ntcc is just a money-making machine for the few father-son-in law families:

    davis-kekel

    johnson-kinson-ankenbauer

    ashmore-difrancesco-jordan-jordan

    olson-brill

    Yawn. Same stuff, different day.

    Now get busy and pay your tithe and bring more offering givers into the house of thieves! kekel may want to upgrade his mansion to a 1.1 million dollar crib like davis did.

    Don and Ange

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  29. .....H.....E.....L.....L.....O.....


    uhmm???? Goodbye? Duh.
    ________________________

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  30. "I'm not trying to de-horn any goats; but if I got your goat; THAT'S THE GOAT I WAS AFTER!" r w davis

    Need we say any more?

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  31. Let's not forget:

    "I can't remember the last time I sinned."

    and

    "I've never missed God"

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  32. Vic, Good ones! Without his constant reminders of his perfect sinless nature, it would be impossible for r w davis to elevate himself to super-apostle status...

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  33. Jeff quoted r w davis saying, "I started this thing." That may be true; but we believe God will end it.

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  34. And ntcc's prior favorite conference battle cry:

    NO COMPROMISE!


    oops... Guess the ntcc is not shouting that anymore! They have compromised BIG TIME

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  35. Just go ahead... You're gonna do what YOU want anyway!

    This always shared as a threat to draw a line in the sand: Do it r w davis' way or be seen as a rebel who just does what he/she wants to do anyway.

    What a hypocrite! r w davis broke away from (was disfellowshipped from) the Pentecostal churches due to his adultery. THAT'S why they didn't want him running a bible school for them.

    Guess he just did what HE wanted to do anyway!

    Then he spent the next forty plus years of his life labeling all Pentecostal Christians as "CONTENTIOUS" and "MEAN SPIRITED".

    Hmmn. Sounds like more pitchforking to us.

    Those labels really describe r w davis and his unforgiving, do-it-my-way-or-else nature.

    To this day he "preaches" against going into other peoples' cupboards as if it were a sin as repugnant as crucifying the Lord Himself...

    And why? Because in 1978 Deb's Christian Mom wanted to be a blessing and cook dinner for her busy hosts. She opened the cupboards to do so and ... now we have the rest of the story in ST. LOUIS, MO 1978 davis completely twisted this Christian act of kindness into "an attack of the devil" dividing a family, attacking a Christian, falsely accusing the woman of being of the devil...

    How evil! All because the woman wanted to be a blessing and cook supper!

    Who is of the devil? How does cooking supper for someone constitute an "attack of the devil"?

    Guess r w davis "did what He wanted to do anyway" and got away with it. Or did he?

    Sun Dec 05, 05:47:00 AM

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  36. double-D quoted r w davis saying, "If my wife leaves me- she goes with only the clothes on her back"--rdub-a-you davis

    We say it's a good thing for the Virgin Mary that she was espoused to Joseph, a true son of David (mercy). If she had been espoused to daviS he would have had her stoned and burnt and would spend the next fifty or so years 'preaching' about it!

    He still 'preaches' about not going into other people's cupboards just because Deb's Christian Mom opened the cupboards of the Gesang's apartment to cook supper for them; since they were letting her daughter Esther and grandkids stay there. davis in his convoluted thinking attacked Deb's Christian Mom accusing her of being "of the devil"?? Because she loved her children/grandchildren and wanted to be a blessing to their hosts???
    Sounds to me like davis is of the devil.

    davis has no compassion, mercy, or forgiveness. Not Christ-like at all.

    Don and Ange

    Fri Jan 14, 05:38:00 AM

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